Whatever duck business they were discussing, it was serious! Nearly a dozen ducks were gathered early Tuesday morning on the gazebo at Sandy Creek Park, while one loner was biding his or her time away from the group on the shore of the pond.

Now, here’s some duck jokes!

Q - What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?

A - Firequackers.

Q - What do you get when you put six ducks in a box?

A - A box of quackers.

Q - What did the duck detective say to his partner?

A - “Let’s quack this case.”

Q - What did the duck say when the waiter brought the check?

A – “Please put it on my bill.”

Q - What do you see when a duck bends over?

A - Its butt-quack.

Q - Which side of a duck has the nicest feathers?

A - The outside.

Q - What happens when ducks fly upside down?

A - They quack up.

Q - Where do ducks go when they are sick?

A - To the ducktor.

Q - What do ducks like to eat with soup?

A - Quackers.

Q - What shows do ducks watch on television?

A - Duckumentaries.

Q - What has webbed feet and fangs?

A - Count Duckula.

Q - What do you call two ducks and a cow?

A - Quackers and milk.

Q - What is it called when it’s raining ducks and geese?

A - Fowl weather.

Q - Why do ducks fly south for the winter?

A - Because it’s too far to waddle.

Q - Why do ducks never grow up?

A - Because they grow down.

Q - What do you call a clever duck?

A - A wise quacker.

Q - Why was the duck put into the basketball game?

A - To make a fowl shot.

Q - Why did the duck fall down on the sidewalk?

A - He tripped on a quack.

Q - Why did the duck get arrested?

A - For selling quack.

Broadcast journalist & on-air personality - Rayburn Broadcasting Company - KJAS 107.3 FM in Jasper, TX and KFAH 99.1 FM in Pineland, TX